Alors les skyblogs, qu'est ce que c'est, bon c'est hebergé par le site de la "super" radio skyrock, et c'est une page perso où les gens peuvent mettre des photos, des vidéos et du texte, et ou les visiteurs peuvent laisser des commentaires.
un général un skyblog ca se présente comme ça
Titre
Photo super kitch, super love
Description de la photo super mal écrite, et qui fait super mal aux yeux
et Commentaires des supers amis super sympa, supers mal écrits, et super répétitifs
ça donne a peu près ça:
"Photo de la super copine"
description :
ouais alors la c'est melanie (ou mel pour les super copines youhou), alors c'te fille elle est trop tigen, trop mignonne et tout, on a trop bien deliré depuis qu'on se connait. t'es une trop bonne amie steplait change pas, mega kiss j't'adore ma best friend.
commentaires des supers copains qui dechirent tout :
fille n°1 : ouais j't'adore mel, t'es trop craquante sur cette tof, gros bisoux a toi kiss
mec n°1 : ouais elle est trop tigen c'te meuf elle est coll et tout, on passe notre temps a deconner (bla bla bla...) mega kiss
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donc voila a peu près l'utilisation de base du skyblog
mais cela ne s'arrête pas la, il y a aussi un effet de propagande derrière
conversation msn
*LuLu vient de se connecter*
http://laplusbellemeufdu92blablabla.skyblog.com <== lache tes coms
en général ce genre d'intrusions signifie :
je passe outre toutes les formules de politesses et t'invite a aller consulter ma page perso en cliquant sur le lien et a laisser tes impressions sur les photos et autres vidéos que tu pourras découvrir.
donc la après il y a 2 scénarios possible,
soit vous êtes un super copain de ladite personne et vous vous empresser d'aller sur son blog pour laisser vos commentaires
posteur n°1 : ouais elle est trop bien ta photo, et t'es trop classe dessus (bla bla bla...)
soit vous etes en general comme moi, c'est a dire que comme un con parce que vous savez pas quoi mettre
posteur n°2 : (dans sa tète : bon heu, cette fille j'ai du la voir maximum 2 fois dans ma vie et aucune de ces photos ne me concerne donc...tiens je sais ce que je vais mettre) Une fille que j'ai rencontré a tel endroit et que j'ai trouvé sympa voila.
ou sinon encore plus simple on poste pas^^
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Les skyblogs ne sont pas non plus des modèles en matières d'orthographe, le langage le plus courant n'est pas le français mais le "sms style", un sorte de dérivé du français, mélangé a de l'anglais parce que ça fait toujours plus jeune et moins con( et étrangement c'est toujours l'effet inverse qui est produit).
Et en général ça pique les yeux.
Autre point sur les skyblogs, les préjugés. Les skyblogs étant les pages persos de base, très peu de personnes iront sur votre blog si il se finit par blog spot, over-blog, ou tout autres nom de domaine ne se finissant pas par skyblog.com.
petite quote trouvée sur Bash.fr sinon, tellement bonne que je ne peut résister a l'envie de vous la poster :
Nous voyons ici le jeune skyblogueur pour qui un blog = skyblog, vous pourrez remarquer son orthographe affreuse pour ceux qui souhaiteraient lire le texte en français, mais particulièrement claire pour les adeptes du "sms style".
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Le petit mot de la fin, je tient a dire que je ne critique pas tous les skyblogs, certains comme http://penspinning.skyrock.com/
sont très bien faits, mais la plupart des skyblogs que vous trouverez sur le net sont comme je vous le constaterez, identique aux exemples cités plus haut,. après j'attends de pied ferme toutes les personnes qui me diront : ouais me le blog de machin il est vraiment diffèrent des autres parce qu'il parle de ça, de ça et puis aussi de ça, il a trop raison et tout (et encore une fois bla bla bla...). Je veux bien, mais a regardez a coté, et osez me dire que le skyblog dont vous parlez est le seul a faire ça.
Comme mon blog qui se moque des skyblogs n'est sûrement pas le seul, les skyblogs qui parlent de l'amour de la tristesse et compagnie ne sont pas unique, ils sont même plus nombreux que ce que vous pourriez penser ;)
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kes ta contre lè sky toa ? T k1 vil1 na ! Ca devré po exisT D jen kom toa ( désolé si j'ai pas fait assez de fautes )
O fé lache D com sur mon sky , car ton sky il è nul , jiré le direu a tou le mon2 !
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